#Postal 2 reddit update#

Their blue-shirted counterparts that appear on Saturday in Apocalypse Weekend play this straight as a rail they're attacking the Dude for destroying zombie cattle. Animal Wrongs Group: The green-shirted vegetarians who first appear on Thursday shockingly avert this they're the only protesters who don't ever become actively hostile before the end of the game (when everyone goes crazy).Then they will hilariously get frantic when they see a corpse. And There Was Much Rejoicing: Some NPCs will jump in the air, clapping their hands repeatedly and/or laugh at a dead victim by your hands.It's implied that this ending is the one that leads into Postal 4. The Dude decides that he's had enough and walks off towards his car with Champ, ready for his next adventure. And the Adventure Continues: Paradise Lost's escape ending has the Dude and Champ get out of town, while Krotchy goes on about the tenacity of the human spirit and how Paradise will continue on through thick or thin.

#Postal 2 reddit update#

All There in the Script: The only way you'd know the names of some of the Non Player Characters (such as 'Habib' for the shopkeeper from the shop you buy the milk at) is by turning on the subtitles, which were added in an update from July 2017.

All-Natural Fire Extinguisher: This is a viable gameplay mechanic in the game, where urinating is one of Dude's 'attacks' and besides annoying people and making them sick is used to put Dude out whenever he catches fire note which happens quite often depending on one's gameplay style by aiming upwards and peeing on himself.

The Postal III dude lives on as the voice in his head - and later, he escapes.

All Just a Dream: Postal III was a horrible dream suffered by the Dude while he was in an 11 year coma in between Apocalypse Weekend and Paradise Lost.

Within the first 15 seconds of activation, they decide to rebel and kill all the scientists because their job is disgusting. Is a Crapshoot: A bunch of scientists attempt to build mobile urinal robots that turn piss into clean water.

After the End: Paradise Lost takes place 11 years after the Dude detonated the nuke.

The Steam release of Postal 2 integrated it into the game proper.

Aerosol Flamethrower: A Week in Paradise brought the 'Can of Stynx', which is useful for setting things aflame at a short range.

A Date with Rosie Palms: The first objective in the Apocalypse Weekend expansion is to donate sperm.

Acme Products: In the intro cutscene of Apocalypse Weekend, The Postal Dude gets a greeting card from 'Acme Repossession' informing him that his trailer home has been repossessed.

Achievement Mockery: The 'It's sterile and I like the taste' achievement, which requires you to make the Postal Dude piss onto his own face.

Absurdly Spacious Sewer: It's actually a lead-up to a hidden Taliban base containing nukes.

The game was infamously and almost universally panned by critics at the time of release, most notably the Computer Gaming World review in which their most Caustic Critic gave it the magazine's first ever zero-star review, writing that 'until someone boxes up syphilis and tries to sell it at retail, Postal 2 is the worst product ever foisted upon consumers' - a quote that was proudly included on the boxes of re-releases. It was followed by an expansion pack, Apocalypse Weekend, which covers Saturday and Sunday of The Postal Dude's weirdest week, with new weapons and characters.

Returning a library book? Book burners set the library on fire with him in it. Cashing his paycheck? Bank robbers storm the building and he gets caught in the crossfire. The Postal Dude - now considerably less Ax-Crazy - is married and lives in a trailer park, and the game covers what has to be the weirdest week of his life, as every day the simplest errands become life-or-death battles. Postal 2 is the Denser and Wackier 2003 sequel to the 1997 video game Postal.